Pussy Riot in Fashion

Pussy Riot in Fashion

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I was buying new jeans the other day, because I had realized that I only had one pair of trousers. Thus I would have nothing to wear, when I washed the sole pair of jeans I own.

The lady at the shop was very nice, but guess what – I only could fit into one type of jeans. All other types had no slightly-overweight-people-numbers available. Oh, yeah, there was this pair of jeans, but I would have to pull my belly in. The lady was surprised: »But are you sure you cannot fit into these?« To her cute appall, I answered: »I could, if I held my belly in. But I won’t do that, because it hurts.«

Luckily there was one single pair of jeans that I could buy. I would go to the special store for the fat, but they do not sell jeans there. And I want to wear jeans, because you can wear it to anything and thus minimize the expenses.

Do not wait for some clever people from the top to persuade the modern fashion industry to stop torturing us by denying us the fat-ars-rights. Rebel today!

Take care,
Helena Smole, author of Balancing the Beast, a book offering a bright view of schizoaffective disorder ˗ bipolar or manic-depressive type

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