A Little Hollywood Never Hurt Anyone

It was another hot evening during a long heat wave and my husband and I were approaching the terrace, where a movie show under the stars was going to take place. The entrance was free, so we came upstairs half an hour prior to the beginning of the film projection in order to get a seat. We are both very cautious people, but obviously not too cautious, for when we entered the terrace, the seats were almost all taken. We moved quickly to our seats, so we would not lose the last opportunity. And then we waited for half an hour. People kept pouring in. The personnel kept bringing in more chairs. My husband...